Friday, September 25, 2015

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile. - Draiman


An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.
A representative from Israel began: "Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses."
"When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' He then removed all his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
A Palestinian had stolen them."
The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you talking about? The Arab-Palestinians weren't there then."
The Israeli representative smiled and said, "And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech...."

2 comments:

  1. It is about time that Israel stood its ground against the hostility and criticism from all the world governments and does what is right.
    Defend its citizens at all costs, no matter what the world thinks.
    If the current government in Israel cannot do it and keeps appeasing the Arabs and the world at the expense of its citizens. Than the current government must be replaced.
    Enough is enough. Stop capitulating to unjust and unwarranted pressure.
    The world throughout history stood by while Jews were terrorized and slaughtered.
    It is up to us Jews to Unite and protect ourselves, just like in the time of King David.
    Long live Israel.
    Happy Sukkot to all.
    YJ Draiman

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  2. An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.
    A representative from Israel began: "Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses."
    "When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' He then removed all his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
    A Palestinian had stolen them."
    The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you talking about? The Arab-Palestinians weren't there then."
    The Israeli representative smiled and said, "And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech...."

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